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Do chores. Get lucky.
The other day Mac and I did this thing where we flirt and tease all day, temporarily deluding ourselves into thinking we’re hot and have an active sex life. Dad, please stop reading this post. Anyhoo,...
View ArticleFun with Google search terms, Volume III
Time for another installment of “Fun with Google Search Terms,” when we give a little recognition to the whackos who click through to my blog (present company excluded of course). Here are the best...
View ArticleMy friends and I, we have an understanding.
So there are friends, and then there are those friends. There are childhood friends, who are pretty much sisters. And on the other end of the spectrum there are acquaintances, who you kind of know...
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Normally I don’t write my weekly Sunday post because I’m disorganized and insane and can’t pull it together. This week, however, I haven’t written because I don’t want to tell you about my week. Not...
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Scared Abstinent
I’ve been told that many programs exist to educate young women on the perils of early motherhood. You know, avoid teen pregnancy and such. I’ve only heard of this sex education because I went to a...
View ArticleAttention: Miserable Fat Women
Yeah, that’s right. I’m talking to you. Are you offended by that? Well then you’ve come to the wrong blog. We like to say it like it is around here. And some of us are fat. Call it whatever gentler...
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Brutal honesty and denim
So I have this friend. She’s kinduva bitch. And I mean that in the entirely derogatory sense of the word. I can do that, because she knows she’s a bitch. Like I know I’m offensive. One must own their...
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“This offends me!” Who cares? Nobody.
I “offend” people, a lot. I don’t give a shit, a lot. I’m not a cold-hearted person. I’m actually quite sensitive. But when people write “This offends me” or “I’m offended by this,” the only thing I...
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15 signs you need to GTFU
I agree with this dude who said parents need to calm the fuck down. I would like to add that people need to grow the fuck up. From this point forward, we shall use the acronym GTFU. Sometimes, that’s...
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Sometimes life is about becoming unstuck, and that’s it.
You may remember we were burglarized last September, twice. In one week. They stole my laptop and essentially every piece of jewelry Mac had ever given me during our 13 years together. They stole my...
View ArticleMy friends and I, we have an understanding.
So there are friends, and then there are those friends. There are childhood friends, who are pretty much sisters. And on the other end of the spectrum there are acquaintances, who you kind of know...
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Normally I don’t write my weekly Sunday post because I’m disorganized and insane and can’t pull it together. This week, however, I haven’t written because I don’t want to tell you about my week. Not...
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Scared Abstinent
I’ve been told that many programs exist to educate young women on the perils of early motherhood. You know, avoid teen pregnancy and such. I’ve only heard of this sex education because I went to a...
View ArticleAttention: Miserable Fat Women
Yeah, that’s right. I’m talking to you. Are you offended by that? Well then you’ve come to the wrong blog. We like to say it like it is around here. And some of us are fat. Call it whatever gentler...
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Brutal honesty and denim
So I have this friend. She’s kinduva bitch. And I mean that in the entirely derogatory sense of the word. I can do that, because she knows she’s a bitch. Like I know I’m offensive. One must own their...
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“This offends me!” Who cares? Nobody.
I “offend” people, a lot. I don’t give a shit, a lot. I’m not a cold-hearted person. I’m actually quite sensitive. But when people write “This offends me” or “I’m offended by this,” the only thing I...
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15 signs you need to GTFU
I agree with this dude who said parents need to calm the fuck down. I would like to add that people need to grow the fuck up. From this point forward, we shall use the acronym GTFU. Sometimes, that’s...
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Sometimes life is about becoming unstuck, and that’s it.
You may remember we were burglarized last September, twice. In one week. They stole my laptop and essentially every piece of jewelry Mac had ever given me during our 13 years together. They stole my...
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Could the internet please figure out what “free speech” means or STFU about it?
Did you see what I did there? I talked about free speech then asked people not to talk so I violated their First-Amendment free speech rights. No, I fucking did not. BECAUSE THAT IS NOT WHAT “FREE...
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Guns, church, and an unreasonable moon
I sat on my porch last night with my husband, Mac, and we talked about the twenty-seven people murdered during church yesterday. “Did you hear that the pastor’s 14-year-old daughter died? Her name was...
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